Archive - The Red Sweater

Two Roads Diverged in a Yellow Wood, I Took the Road Less Crunchy

Ode to a Taco Bell Commercial

Apr 10 •

April 2023

Country Songs I Can Cry To Again Now That I'm Off My Anti-Depressant

One Month Off Lexapro and I'm Doing Just Fine

Apr 14, 2023 •

April 2022

An American Reviews, Rates, and Ranks the Entries of Eurovision 2022

Capsule reviews of all 40 songs.

Apr 30, 2022 •

THE SHEEP IN WOLF’S CLOTHING, PART ONE

Apr 11, 2022 •

March 2022

The Road to Hell is Paved With Prom Invitations

Mar 20, 2022 •

Who's Afraid of Ramona Singer?

I am, reader. I am.

Mar 9, 2022 •

January 2022

The Meat Has Expired

(Long Live the Meat)

Jan 23, 2022 •

Go reference yourself.

But seriously, when did characters start talking like fans?

Jan 12, 2022 •

Preboot Culture: Titanic (1939)

Jan 6, 2022 •

December 2021

The Game is Effete

Another Gay Trips Over Themselves to Eulogize Stephen Sondheim

Dec 13, 2021 •

November 2021

Preboot Culture

A new essay/alternate history series.

Nov 30, 2021 •

Some of Us Use Internet Exhibitionism... to Cope?

Shirtless pictures: desperate bid for attention or opportunity to heal? You decide.

Nov 21, 2021 •

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